Evangelicals are sick and tired of being demonized by the media and mocked by the Hollywood elite.  We will come out of our sanctuaries and put pressure on the entertainment industry to stop funneling filth into households with children.  In due course the sleaze will ease.  Biblical morality will be part and parcel of story lines.  The family hour will be fit for families.  Sure, it's a big undertaking but we're up to the task!

I know what you're thinking, "That'll be the day."  But you just wait.  Before you know it there will be Christian-friendly newspapers!  What's more, motion pictures, television programs, commercials, music, radio, etc., will be family-friendly.  Liberal actors will have to play Christian characters that are portrayed as respected members of the community, or they'll join the ranks of the unemployed.  (Picture, if you will, Rosie O'Donnell playing a Christian homeschool Mom - or a NASCAR Dad!) In Hollywood Evangelicals will not only be accepted, they'll be thought of as
normal and good.  Mark my words. There will come a time when Christians will win coveted awards for playing decent human beings!  (Note: Winning awards is not important to Christians.  What's important is winning souls to Christ!) 

Moreover, those who spew rhetoric like "Christianity is a crutch" and characterize all Christians as unintelligent, uneducated, dim bulbs will be looked upon as intolerant hate mongers.

Everywhere they turn, Christian bashers will be exposed to, gasp! Christian pundits.  The columns of Cal Thomas, Michelle Malkin, Paul Wyrich, Mike Adams, Rebecca Hagelin, Hugh Hewitt and David Limbaugh will be published in the San Francisco Chronicle and the Washington Post.  Ann Coulter will write Op-Eds for the New York Times.

Christian music will be piped into restaurants and shopping malls.

The word will be out that a Christian's love and devotion to Christ is not pathological as liberals like to believe; loving Jesus will be accepted as normal and natural. 

Hold on to your fedora, folks.  Society will come to believe that there are certain people who are born
moral.

Liberals can forget about their constitutional right to freedom of speech. Christian groups like the American Center for Law and Justice will work their tails off to get laws on the books that make it a hate crime to say anything derogatory about the Christian lifestyle, or to use the Lord's name in vain.  Mocking Jesus Christ in any way shape or form will require a public apology--or three--and may require jail time.  Madonna could get life.

A big part of the Evangelical agenda will include indoctrinating children as young as 5 years old into Judeo/Christian morality.  This will be accomplished through people of faith infiltrating public schools and the institutions of "higher learning."  And trust me, we will not allow liberal parents to have a say in what their kids are learning, nor will we stand for their meddling.  What do liberal parents know about raising children anyway? 
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