Christophobia: The elephant in the room By Marsha West
Satirizing the radical homosexual agenda.

My 'orientation' is to believe in God.  I can't speak for anyone but myself, but from the time I can remember, I knew I was a God-person. I didn't tell my family about my spiritual orientation because they're Christophobic and wouldn't have understood.  After I became a born again Christian I knew I had to come out of my holy huddle and tell them everything.  After that I left home and moved to the Bible Belt.  In Jackson, Mississippi I'm free to live openly as an Evangelical. 

For me, being a God-person is normal. Maybe I was born with a God gene, maybe not.  It doesn't really matter to me.  What does matter is that I'm free to evangelize!   

I believe the Bible is the inerrant Word of God.  Many "progressive Christians" (progressive is a trendy word for liberal) disagree with me on this, and that's their choice.  If there's one thing liberals pride themselves on, it's being identified with "choice." Especially when it comes to choosing new and innovative interpretations of Scripture.  They also choose to shut people up who disagree with them.  Just ask Ann Coulter. 

Lately Leftists have been carping that Christians are "absolutists" which they consider on par with being a member of the Taliban.  Their rants don't bother me, though.  I'm an absolutist, with a capital A, and proud of it.

And don't think this Christian is going away.  I intend to push my right-wing agenda down the throats of all Americans, including liberals.  If people don't like my godly agenda, oh well. I'm an American, after all.  I'm a law-abiding, tax-paying citizen.  I have my rights! 

Stand back all you Christophobes!  The evangelicals are at the door and we intend to do whatever's necessary to bring our struggle against the tide of secular humanism and the cult of Darwinian evolution to light.

To achieve necessary social change Christians will insert themselves into the government, the judiciary, public education, the workplace and the media.  We will assail the public with tragic stories of Christian persecution so that they will feel sorry for us.  American's are such softies. 
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